TWINDLE ™ – Finally! Twitter + Kindle = Twindle!
It’s Big! It’s Expensive! And it does ONLY ONE THING!
The NEW Twindle
The absolutely revolutionary Twindle ™ from Twindle.me ™
@jmacofearth
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TWINDLE ™ Offers Lifetime Twindle.me Service for FREE
From now until the end of this idea, Twindle.me is offering to Twindle.me your Twitter pic for FREE.
Simply email us your Twitter bio pic and we will do the rest. Let the world know you have lots of disposable cash and a good sense of humor.
Tech savvy to the max, the Twindle ™ is going to de-evolutionize the technogadget crowd for years or decades to come.
Or you can mail in your hard copy and we’ll even scan it for you. (With the purchase of one Twindle ™ some restrictions apply. [Like, we're not serious about any of this and will never ship, shoot, shine or scan anything you might send us, even if you could find out where to send it.])
Don’t wait, the offer is unlimited and will last longer than the sun.
@jmacofearth
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Review the Twindle ™ vs Kindle DX – Side-by-side comparisons!
We need reviewers now to share with their blog followers how superior the Twindle is to the Kindle DX.
- Free unlimited content.
- Connections with all your friends.
- 10,000 guaranteed followers upon your verified purchase.
kindle 2 and DX
Oh, sorry for the visualization, we haven’t actually manufactured any Twindle’s yet. It might appear from the image below that the Twindle has a color screen. Ha! Who needs color. The Twindle is in vibrant black and white. Sorry for the confusion. (Not really!)
The NEW Twindle
So if you think you have the words to put into our mouths, please contact us at
info@twindle.me
Tweeters are standing by.
Heck, we’re so proud of our idea, we may never ship it!
@jmacofearth
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Compare the Kindle DX with the Kindle with the Twindle ™
kindle 2 and DX
Wow, $400 – $500 and less functionality than your Blackberry. Well, probably you get like 400 or 500 books preloaded when you pay that much, right?
Uh, no free books pre-loaded. Okay but you could read 270,000+ first chapters for FREE.
And newspapers, what about newspapers?
newspapers, but newspapers are dead, right?
Wait, is the KINDLE DX in COLOR?
Uh, no, not exactly. Hmmm. Those pictures of newspapers are in color. Odd.
Okay, but there is cool stuff for the Kindle right, really pimp it out.
kindle DX accessories
- Leather cover, $50 bucks. CHECK!
- $109 for an extended warranty. Makes sense, CHECK!
- Clip-On Light. Wha? Hold the phone… The thing doesn’t have back lighting? FAIL!
all kindle books, starting with this guy
Okay, 278,815 books. That’s a lot.
What about sexy stuff? Or comics? Or independent titles. Can I WRITE MY BOOK IN KINDLE?
And did you say the thing is BLACK and WHITE? NOT A COMPUTER? Just an e-Book reader?
Wow, alright then, it’s a status symbol. An environmental choice away from bits and onto bytes.
I’m not saying your Kindle is stupid or anything. Heck, let’s add it up.
- Kindle DX $489
- Warranty $109
- Leather Case $49.99
- Clip-On Light $19.99
- And a say 5 books $49.95 (no shipping fees!)
- Total before tax: $717.93
Okay, I AM saying your Kindle is stupid. Sorry!
@jmacofearth
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